Earlier this year I received an email from Teddy Love , a company that makes a teddy bear vibrator. It seemed impolite to look a gift bear in the mouth, as it were, so I agreed to try it out. When a comically large box arrived on my doorstep and I pulled the bear out, I actually shuddered. The Teddy Love is, it must be said, intensely creepy. The glassy, dead eyes of a typical teddy bear, when paired with its protruding tongue straight out of a psychosexual fever dream, create a chilling image. For the first few nights I owned the Teddy Love, I kept it across the room from my bed, facing away from me, for fear of what terrible things it might do to me in the dark of night.
Man is arrested for having sex with a Teddy Bear for the 4th time!
We Tried the Teddy Bear Sex Toy, and Let’s Just Say It’s Not for Everyone | Glamour
Teddy bears and sex toys are two things that people commonly take to bed, but no one has ever thought to combine them until now. A new product called "Teddy Love" seeks to rectify this missing kink. It's basically a cute little stuffed teddy but with nose and tongue that vibrates at 10 different speeds -- five of which are variable. This sexy destroyer of childhood innocence was the brainchild of Wendy Adams, who told Xcritic. I was really turned on, and staring thinking, 'Wow, his nose is hard,' and then put his nose down around my clitoris and was like this feels great.
'Teddy Love' Sex Toy Is More Hot Than You Can Bear
When I was 10 years old, I wandered into my living room on Christmas morning to find a soft, yellow teddy bear. He had glassy brown eyes, a squishy brown nose, and big paws filled with tiny beads. I loved him instantly. From then on, Barry as I oh-so-cleverly named him became my confidant. When my brother pissed me off, Barry heard all about it.
Some men have a thing for cars, women, or even shoes- but teddy bears! But what is shocking is how the teddy bear is being used for sexual gratification. Thinking about a teddy bear, its loving appearance and what a good gift it makes comes to mind.